<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756</id><updated>2012-02-11T12:50:41.357-05:00</updated><category term='wls'/><category term='contest'/><category term='weather'/><category term='meme'/><category term='animals'/><category term='flared lace smoke ring'/><category term='spinning'/><category term='yarn porn'/><category term='FOs'/><category term='comics'/><category term='shaved pussy'/><category term='calorimetry'/><category term='lookits knitting'/><category term='blood donation'/><category term='Kristen&apos;s not smart'/><category term='memos'/><category term='blog toys'/><category term='kittens'/><category term='hair'/><category term='toys'/><category term='french'/><category term='blasted toe socks'/><category term='Ass Watch Wednesday'/><category term='haiku'/><category term='travel'/><category term='lookits'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='knitting'/><category term='stitch markers'/><category term='Oscar the Pouch'/><category term='packet'/><category term='family'/><category term='anastasia'/><category term='video'/><category term='not knitting'/><category term='hockey'/><category term='bike ride'/><category term='WIPs'/><category term='dishcloths'/><category term='mister'/><title type='text'>I forget what eight was for</title><subtitle type='html'>Ten was for everything.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1040</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3521034328693910855</id><published>2012-02-11T12:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-11T12:50:41.365-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Drinking tea from my dottery mug in hopes that it has voice-restorative powers. #dottery @bethanyactually&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3521034328693910855?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3521034328693910855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3521034328693910855&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3521034328693910855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3521034328693910855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/drinking-tea-from-my-dottery-mug-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1584949924638529690</id><published>2012-02-11T11:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-11T11:19:16.009-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I just had a spectacular massage, so naturally I want to go to Wal Mart to spread my relaxation to others. Also, cold germs.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1584949924638529690?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1584949924638529690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1584949924638529690&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1584949924638529690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1584949924638529690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-just-had-spectacular-massage-so.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7454159755935319346</id><published>2012-02-11T09:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-11T09:43:14.229-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>People (presumably regulars) are sneaking sideways glances at me. I feel like someone will out me as an American or a non-coffee drinker.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-7454159755935319346?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7454159755935319346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=7454159755935319346&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7454159755935319346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7454159755935319346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/people-presumably-regulars-are-sneaking.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4928164877602640801</id><published>2012-02-11T09:34:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-11T09:34:08.535-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I'm no good at ordering tea at Tim's. Also, is there a scientifically viable reason for adding a tea bag after the cup is full of water?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4928164877602640801?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4928164877602640801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4928164877602640801&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4928164877602640801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4928164877602640801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/im-no-good-at-ordering-tea-at-tims.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2149944052633289177</id><published>2012-02-10T13:11:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T13:11:35.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I just found an inhaler from 2003 inside my rollerblade gear.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2149944052633289177?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2149944052633289177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2149944052633289177&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2149944052633289177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2149944052633289177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-just-found-inhaler-from-2003-inside.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2592166179255528839</id><published>2012-02-10T06:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T06:42:49.380-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Am I getting used to the flavor of Buckley's? Maybe I'm not awake enough to fully taste it at 6:20 am.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2592166179255528839?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2592166179255528839/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2592166179255528839&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2592166179255528839'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2592166179255528839'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/am-i-getting-used-to-flavor-of-buckleys.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-959069224512335648</id><published>2012-02-09T19:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-09T19:43:44.557-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>DAMMIT. Darren's making me take Buckley's.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-959069224512335648?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/959069224512335648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=959069224512335648&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/959069224512335648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/959069224512335648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/dammit.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7183668372768244220</id><published>2012-02-07T13:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T13:33:26.992-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I just had a cup of tea. I DO TOO need to tell the world about it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-7183668372768244220?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7183668372768244220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=7183668372768244220&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7183668372768244220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7183668372768244220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-just-had-cup-of-tea.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4159141738386385848</id><published>2012-02-07T03:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T03:10:31.833-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Last 2 days I've felt like I'm coming down with something, but only at night. Weird. #dontbesickdontbesick&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4159141738386385848?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4159141738386385848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4159141738386385848&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4159141738386385848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4159141738386385848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/last-2-days-ive-felt-like-im-coming.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1577552737629650984</id><published>2012-02-05T00:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-05T00:21:39.710-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I washed my knee pads, elbow pads, and wrist guards earlier today and lay them out on the floor to dry. Packet is guarding/shedding on them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1577552737629650984?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1577552737629650984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1577552737629650984&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1577552737629650984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1577552737629650984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-washed-my-knee-pads-elbow-pads-and.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-800519466219031706</id><published>2012-02-04T12:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-04T12:45:02.939-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>It's cold outside, but Packet thinks it would be grand if I could just open the window for her. It's 19F, cat. Not happenin. #bequiet #MEOW&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-800519466219031706?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/800519466219031706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=800519466219031706&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/800519466219031706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/800519466219031706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/its-cold-outside-but-packet-thinks-it.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5940012351989029126</id><published>2012-02-04T01:31:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-04T01:31:12.440-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Ah, February. That time of year when the air is so dry, I have to moisturize my face with Vaseline.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5940012351989029126?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5940012351989029126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5940012351989029126&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5940012351989029126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5940012351989029126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/ah-february.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-845132668990504380</id><published>2012-02-02T23:20:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-02T23:20:45.109-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://ping.fm/GpPBq"&gt;http://ping.fm/GpPBq&lt;/a&gt; Thanks, Karyl! (I love how long this list is!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-845132668990504380?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/845132668990504380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=845132668990504380&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/845132668990504380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/845132668990504380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/httpping.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5511223691727237273</id><published>2012-02-01T04:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T04:06:23.543-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>And so we meet again, 4 am. I will battle you with my pillow, and you will taste bitter, hypo-allergenic foamy defeat.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5511223691727237273?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5511223691727237273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5511223691727237273&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5511223691727237273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5511223691727237273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/02/and-so-we-meet-again-4-am.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7653684858277088535</id><published>2012-01-31T17:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-31T17:25:19.363-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Last one to naptime is a rotten egg!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-7653684858277088535?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7653684858277088535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'></title><content type='html'>frake attack!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2868650181391284487?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2868650181391284487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2868650181391284487&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2868650181391284487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2868650181391284487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/frake-attack_31.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2611633256304636776</id><published>2012-01-29T22:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-29T22:54:26.199-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I forgot to warm up my electric blanket before crawling into bed. #whyismylifesohard&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2611633256304636776?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2611633256304636776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5294933469682037644</id><published>2012-01-28T14:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-28T14:57:20.286-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I wish this cut on my finger would heal so I can start typing normally again. At least I have rainbow-striped band-aids to help with that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5294933469682037644?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5294933469682037644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5294933469682037644&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5294933469682037644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5294933469682037644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-wish-this-cut-on-my-finger-would-heal.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6199143549565557006</id><published>2012-01-27T16:51:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-27T16:51:35.169-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Frake attack! Frake attack!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6199143549565557006?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6199143549565557006/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6199143549565557006&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6199143549565557006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6199143549565557006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/frake-attack-frake-attack.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7488231474633655929</id><published>2012-01-25T13:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-25T13:29:50.784-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Life goal: To maybe just once sing "Lola" without accidentally singing a line from "Yoda". Maybe. @alyankovic #grewupinthe80s&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-7488231474633655929?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7488231474633655929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=7488231474633655929&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7488231474633655929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7488231474633655929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/life-goal-to-maybe-just-once-sing-lola.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6685540155680135272</id><published>2012-01-23T01:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T01:42:57.760-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I will now drag myself, kicking &amp; screaming, to bed. #nottired #wannastayup #wannareadtheinternet&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6685540155680135272?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6685540155680135272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6685540155680135272&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6685540155680135272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6685540155680135272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-will-now-drag-myself-kicking.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5442548087005573833</id><published>2012-01-22T01:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-22T01:02:49.612-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>If no pain = no gain, then why do I not lose weight sitting around eating cookies? Cookies don't hurt as much as planks and squats.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5442548087005573833?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5442548087005573833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5442548087005573833&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5442548087005573833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5442548087005573833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/if-no-pain-no-gain-then-why-do-i-not.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8696679161095989626</id><published>2012-01-21T23:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-21T23:54:46.615-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Emergency chocolate mug cake. My uterus demanded one before bed. #uterustrumpslogic&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8696679161095989626?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8696679161095989626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8696679161095989626&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8696679161095989626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8696679161095989626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/emergency-chocolate-mug-cake.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3017120812935337947</id><published>2012-01-20T14:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-20T14:02:55.919-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>No matter how cheesy a song it is, I cannot not dance to Chiquitita.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3017120812935337947?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3017120812935337947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3017120812935337947&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3017120812935337947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3017120812935337947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/no-matter-how-cheesy-song-it-is-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7560624947760837822</id><published>2012-01-17T23:58:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T23:58:52.474-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The wind is gusting like crazy outside. I hope it doesn't knock out the electricity.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-7560624947760837822?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7560624947760837822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=7560624947760837822&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7560624947760837822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7560624947760837822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/wind-is-gusting-like-crazy-outside.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1492240059852073816</id><published>2012-01-17T15:11:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T15:11:38.385-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Me: *brushing snow &amp; ice off car* Darren: Want me to do it? Me: Nah, you deserve a break. Darren: It's all right, dear. I'm #Canadian.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1492240059852073816?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1492240059852073816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1492240059852073816&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1492240059852073816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1492240059852073816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/me-brushing-snow-ice-off-car-darren.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8096180048191106061</id><published>2012-01-17T00:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T00:53:45.391-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Side note: I DID CROSSOVERS! ON PURPOSE!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8096180048191106061?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8096180048191106061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8096180048191106061&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8096180048191106061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8096180048191106061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/side-note-i-did-crossovers-on-purpose.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-202491688725911540</id><published>2012-01-17T00:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T00:52:30.209-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I'm going to bed feeling halfway decent, but mark my words: my first full derby practice will have kicked my ass by sunrise. #heatingpad&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-202491688725911540?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/202491688725911540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=202491688725911540&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/202491688725911540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/202491688725911540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/im-going-to-bed-feeling-halfway-decent.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6936658647957573149</id><published>2012-01-15T17:31:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-15T17:31:17.193-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>MONTREAL I AM IN YOU&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6936658647957573149?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6936658647957573149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6936658647957573149&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6936658647957573149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6936658647957573149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/montreal-i-am-in-you.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3869688110569101860</id><published>2012-01-14T20:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-14T20:54:53.710-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>This is the stupidest commercial on TV right now, I think. &lt;a href="http://ping.fm/rYZHB"&gt;http://ping.fm/rYZHB&lt;/a&gt; #dolphin #manatee&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3869688110569101860?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3869688110569101860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3869688110569101860&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3869688110569101860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3869688110569101860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/this-is-stupidest-commercial-on-tv.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-116968641096974292</id><published>2012-01-13T09:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-13T09:45:20.908-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Frake attack!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-116968641096974292?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/116968641096974292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=116968641096974292&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/116968641096974292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/116968641096974292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/frake-attack.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1437575217476614106</id><published>2012-01-12T21:27:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-12T21:27:32.598-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hockey post: Mike Cammalleri got traded IN THE COURSE OF THE CURRENT GAME. He's off the bench and in a cab right now. Whoa. #NHL #Habs&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1437575217476614106?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1437575217476614106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1437575217476614106&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1437575217476614106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1437575217476614106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/hockey-post-mike-cammalleri-got-traded.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6684893711258546109</id><published>2012-01-12T15:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-12T15:53:37.976-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Drinking a glass of milk after eating a bowl of Cincinnati chili produces one of those feelings that people write songs and poems about.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6684893711258546109?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6684893711258546109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6684893711258546109&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6684893711258546109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6684893711258546109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/drinking-glass-of-milk-after-eating.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3099652581168912635</id><published>2012-01-12T12:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-12T12:33:04.162-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I've been listening to sleet hitting the windows for the past couple of hours. This is ice boogers, not dismal snot. @YarnHarlot @mogrunt1&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3099652581168912635?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3099652581168912635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3099652581168912635&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3099652581168912635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3099652581168912635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/ive-been-listening-to-sleet-hitting.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4506298609589754778</id><published>2012-01-12T12:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-12T12:21:55.919-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>#CBJ post: There's a die-hard Leafs fan who comes through my line at work, and he feels sorry for me. THINK ABOUT THAT.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4506298609589754778?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4506298609589754778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4506298609589754778&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4506298609589754778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4506298609589754778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/cbj-post-theres-die-hard-leafs-fan-who.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8029200380147593817</id><published>2012-01-10T10:08:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T10:08:48.610-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Oh internet *kisskisskiss* I missed you so much *kisskisskiss* please never leave me again!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8029200380147593817?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8029200380147593817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8029200380147593817&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8029200380147593817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8029200380147593817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/oh-internet-kisskisskiss-i-missed-you.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3703408852655558887</id><published>2012-01-10T09:22:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T09:22:44.664-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>So...I have to be awake in case the guy comes to fix the internet. How do you people stay awake before noon if there's no internet?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3703408852655558887?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3703408852655558887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3703408852655558887&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3703408852655558887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3703408852655558887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/so.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5171870472736854485</id><published>2012-01-10T07:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T07:50:41.681-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Last night was my very first derby practice. I got there late because of work, but still had a great time. Can't wait til Friday! #derby&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5171870472736854485?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5171870472736854485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5171870472736854485&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5171870472736854485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5171870472736854485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/last-night-was-my-very-first-derby.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6745561054188697963</id><published>2012-01-09T12:36:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T12:36:26.402-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Internet has been down since midnight last night. @Cogeco scheduled to come out tomorrow. #meh.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6745561054188697963?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6745561054188697963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6745561054188697963&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6745561054188697963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6745561054188697963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/internet-has-been-down-since-midnight.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3529812475352649248</id><published>2012-01-06T14:17:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T14:17:10.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Spent half an hour skating back and forth in the apartment. Working until 9pm tonight, so I can't make it to SVRDG practice until Monday. :(&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3529812475352649248?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3529812475352649248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3529812475352649248&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3529812475352649248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3529812475352649248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/spent-half-hour-skating-back-and-forth.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-9121669425022671731</id><published>2012-01-06T14:04:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T14:04:05.274-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Cat: You can't eat that without offering it to me first. Me: A pickle? Really? Cat: I must inspect all food--OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU EAT THAT?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-9121669425022671731?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/9121669425022671731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=9121669425022671731&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/9121669425022671731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/9121669425022671731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/cat-you-cant-eat-that-without-offering.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8936329981296263306</id><published>2012-01-06T12:01:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T12:01:54.247-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://ping.fm/Bz8Q4"&gt;http://ping.fm/Bz8Q4&lt;/a&gt; For everyone who's ever cried in a dressing room: It's not your fault.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8936329981296263306?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8936329981296263306/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8936329981296263306&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8936329981296263306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8936329981296263306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/httpping_06.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2331974696202850499</id><published>2012-01-06T11:28:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T11:28:15.182-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://ping.fm/4U3nk"&gt;http://ping.fm/4U3nk&lt;/a&gt; This makes me sick.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2331974696202850499?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2331974696202850499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2331974696202850499&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2331974696202850499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2331974696202850499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/httpping.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3731089549774911379</id><published>2012-01-05T16:08:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T16:08:27.394-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Picked up a Xmas package today from Ma&amp;Pa. @Dearfoams slippers! My Canada-froze toes are thankful. Also PJs &amp; @Sonicare toothbrush refills!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3731089549774911379?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3731089549774911379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3731089549774911379&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3731089549774911379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3731089549774911379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/picked-up-xmas-package-today-from-ma.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1999397305076377000</id><published>2012-01-05T09:04:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T09:04:17.815-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>It appears there's a package for me to pick up in Massena today. Yippee!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1999397305076377000?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1999397305076377000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1999397305076377000&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1999397305076377000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1999397305076377000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/it-appears-theres-package-for-me-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4883871379578824738</id><published>2012-01-04T14:34:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-04T14:34:20.222-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I have a helmet! It's a hockey helmet, but it's a helmet! :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4883871379578824738?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4883871379578824738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4883871379578824738&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4883871379578824738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4883871379578824738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-have-helmet-its-hockey-helmet-but-its.html' 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type='text'></title><content type='html'>Watching Sweden vs Finland, and the arena organist just played that song where you rock your knuckles on the black keys of the piano. #pro&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6484939370918760909?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6484939370918760909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6484939370918760909&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6484939370918760909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6484939370918760909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5165072603791101683</id><published>2012-01-03T09:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-03T09:21:22.555-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I look forward to building up my karma stores through blood donation again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5165072603791101683?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5165072603791101683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5165072603791101683&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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Think high-iron thoughts for me around 3pm, kthx.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2654772123005974452?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2654772123005974452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2654772123005974452&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2654772123005974452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2654772123005974452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2012/01/ive-been-given-ok-to-donate-blood-again.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3859694457074952253</id><published>2011-12-26T14:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-26T14:19:08.852-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Gearing up to watch the Canada-Finland game in the IIHF World Juniors.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3859694457074952253?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3859694457074952253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3859694457074952253&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3859694457074952253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3859694457074952253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/12/gearing-up-to-watch-canada-finland-game.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1921194003573485720</id><published>2011-11-20T04:46:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-20T04:46:03.231-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>My dearest spine: Well, I'm *sorry* you didn't feel like standing around for 8 hours yesterday. You can shut up about it now. It's over. #ow&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1921194003573485720?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1921194003573485720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1921194003573485720&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1921194003573485720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1921194003573485720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/my-dearest-spine-well-im-sorry-you.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3917102922158271330</id><published>2011-11-17T14:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-17T14:19:59.706-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>OK, I sat down and wove in all my ends. I'm going to wear the sweater for a while before deciding on button placement. (Yay!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3917102922158271330?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3917102922158271330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3917102922158271330&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3917102922158271330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3917102922158271330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/ok-i-sat-down-and-wove-in-all-my-ends.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4856442221325196065</id><published>2011-11-17T13:05:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-17T13:05:09.690-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Finished knitting my black cardi, but I don't want to take it off to finish weaving ends. Dancing around the house with strings hanging off.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4856442221325196065?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4856442221325196065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4856442221325196065&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4856442221325196065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4856442221325196065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/finished-knitting-my-black-cardi-but-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4005809236481205683</id><published>2011-11-15T15:31:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-15T15:31:24.783-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Using up some pumpkin puree by making pumpkin soup. It has bacon in it. Every bacon bite is awesome, all non-bacon bites are too pumpkinny.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4005809236481205683?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4005809236481205683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4005809236481205683&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4005809236481205683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4005809236481205683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/using-up-some-pumpkin-puree-by-making.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5834633783497276226</id><published>2011-11-13T15:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-13T15:48:52.415-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Canada, I love you, but there's such a thing as being TOO POLITE. #nothankYOU&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5834633783497276226?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5834633783497276226/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5834633783497276226&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5834633783497276226'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5834633783497276226'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/canada-i-love-you-but-theres-such-thing.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6997144656535484115</id><published>2011-11-10T01:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-10T01:00:18.202-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I really wanna go to bed, but I also want to knit and bake pumpkin bread.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6997144656535484115?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6997144656535484115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6997144656535484115&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6997144656535484115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6997144656535484115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-really-wanna-go-to-bed-but-i-also.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4357103708471147558</id><published>2011-11-09T21:01:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-09T21:01:16.536-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Picked up some black kale tonight and made kale chips. Verdict: Gonna have to try making them from green kale before saying they're gross.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4357103708471147558?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4357103708471147558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4357103708471147558&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4357103708471147558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4357103708471147558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/picked-up-some-black-kale-tonight-and.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4085647843063469289</id><published>2011-11-05T21:44:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-05T21:44:07.130-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>We need a new heating element for the oven, but the model number printed on the frame matches NOTHING in the GE database. BOO.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4085647843063469289?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4085647843063469289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4085647843063469289&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4085647843063469289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4085647843063469289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/11/we-need-new-heating-element-for-oven.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6798211430619629159</id><published>2011-10-27T12:44:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-27T12:44:20.822-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Funeral outfit fail. I'm freezing and my dress is too short.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6798211430619629159?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6798211430619629159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6798211430619629159&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6798211430619629159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6798211430619629159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/funeral-outfit-fail.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7371378453802025248</id><published>2011-10-24T12:29:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-24T12:29:20.936-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I woke up to news that Darren's grandma passed away this morning. She was 2 months away from turning 100 years old.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-7371378453802025248?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7371378453802025248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=7371378453802025248&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7371378453802025248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7371378453802025248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/i-woke-up-to-news-that-darrens-grandma.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5993875685579839830</id><published>2011-10-21T13:36:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-21T13:36:42.313-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I'm pretty sure I just threw together THE MOST half-assed Magenta costume out of all the half-assed Magenta costumes in the world.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5993875685579839830?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5993875685579839830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5993875685579839830&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5993875685579839830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5993875685579839830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/im-pretty-sure-i-just-threw-together.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1219669220775496373</id><published>2011-10-16T11:50:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-16T11:50:07.708-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Quake with fear, you tiny fools!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1219669220775496373?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1219669220775496373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1219669220775496373&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1219669220775496373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1219669220775496373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/quake-with-fear-you-tiny-fools.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4645015412284412295</id><published>2011-10-09T13:09:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-09T13:09:43.505-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The cost of cheese these days is insane. Upside: That means we might as well get the St Albert's kind, since it's the same price. YESSSSS!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4645015412284412295?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4645015412284412295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4645015412284412295&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4645015412284412295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4645015412284412295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/cost-of-cheese-these-days-is-insane.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-681278848572093957</id><published>2011-10-08T17:50:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T17:50:25.849-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"Don't be touchin' it." --actual quote from Darren&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-681278848572093957?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/681278848572093957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=681278848572093957&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/681278848572093957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/681278848572093957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/dont-be-touchin-it.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1277964480316964323</id><published>2011-10-08T08:25:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T08:25:32.627-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I feel so left out. I'm the only nonsmoker at the bus stop.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1277964480316964323?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1277964480316964323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1277964480316964323&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1277964480316964323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1277964480316964323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/i-feel-so-left-out.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1557135231571522367</id><published>2011-10-08T07:08:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T07:08:11.018-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Packet woke me up at 5am because she was barfing off the edge of the bed. I haven't been back to sleep since. DISLIKE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1557135231571522367?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1557135231571522367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1557135231571522367&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1557135231571522367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1557135231571522367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/packet-woke-me-up-at-5am-because-she.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2396717766212451579</id><published>2011-10-05T20:22:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-05T20:22:19.145-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Watching Rocky on DVD because we're impatient for the show at the Port. #audienceparticipation&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2396717766212451579?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2396717766212451579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1756851997746652259</id><published>2011-10-05T02:19:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-05T02:19:18.693-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Anyone else getting a "connection refused" error message on Flickr?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1756851997746652259?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1756851997746652259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1756851997746652259&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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milk.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5701994851625276367?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5701994851625276367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5701994851625276367&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5701994851625276367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5701994851625276367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/10/last-nights-dream-i-had-radio-show-but.html' 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type='text'></title><content type='html'>Bulkpigu bus schedule made me late for work today.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6265771561938380635?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6265771561938380635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6265771561938380635&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6265771561938380635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6265771561938380635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/bulkpigu-bus-schedule-made-me-late-for.html' 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type='text'></title><content type='html'>Listening to Apollo 18 while getting ready for work. HAPPY.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8125612307929522496?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8125612307929522496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8125612307929522496&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8125612307929522496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8125612307929522496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/listening-to-apollo-18-while-getting.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7811283168604790475</id><published>2011-09-21T03:13:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-21T03:13:32.288-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Ohai, 3am. I didn't see you there. Again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-7811283168604790475?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7811283168604790475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=7811283168604790475&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7811283168604790475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/7811283168604790475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/ohai-3am.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1611014643588541054</id><published>2011-09-20T22:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-20T22:30:17.310-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>This kind of weather makes me wish I could have a 3-way. #Cincinnati&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1611014643588541054?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1611014643588541054/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1611014643588541054&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1611014643588541054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1611014643588541054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/this-kind-of-weather-makes-me-wish-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5686562140893745885</id><published>2011-09-20T18:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-20T18:34:09.585-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Just took a 7 Days photo at work. In the break room, but it's a first for me!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5686562140893745885?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5686562140893745885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5686562140893745885&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5686562140893745885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5686562140893745885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/just-took-7-days-photo-at-work.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8259387626433418008</id><published>2011-09-18T00:49:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-18T00:49:59.568-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Flickr isn't letting me upload my #7days photo right now. I mean, it was late anyway, but it would be there right now otherwise.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8259387626433418008?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8259387626433418008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8259387626433418008&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8259387626433418008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8259387626433418008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/flickr-isnt-letting-me-upload-my-7days.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2754793232983127080</id><published>2011-09-13T16:22:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-13T16:22:32.088-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Feels like we've got some weather headed our way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2754793232983127080?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2754793232983127080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2754793232983127080&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2754793232983127080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2754793232983127080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/feels-like-weve-got-some-weather-headed.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5066348748244459879</id><published>2011-09-10T00:46:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-10T00:46:36.238-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I'm looking forward to tomorrow's predicted high of 70 degrees, even if I'll be at work for most of it. Bring on the autumn temperatures!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5066348748244459879?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5066348748244459879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5066348748244459879&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5066348748244459879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5066348748244459879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/im-looking-forward-to-tomorrows.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-6074419554688987723</id><published>2011-09-09T16:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-09T16:30:51.639-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Darren just revealed that BUTTER CHICKEN POUTINE exists. Whoa.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-6074419554688987723?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6074419554688987723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=6074419554688987723&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6074419554688987723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/6074419554688987723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/darren-just-revealed-that-butter.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3539500638947574372</id><published>2011-09-08T13:49:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-08T13:49:02.519-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Dream: Watched a solid gold semi drop from a plane for a documentary about a classic rock band, went rollerblading with Donnie Osmond.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3539500638947574372?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3539500638947574372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3539500638947574372&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3539500638947574372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3539500638947574372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/dream-watched-solid-gold-semi-drop-from.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3220019396241113978</id><published>2011-09-07T06:55:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T06:55:08.251-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I've been up since 5am. I can't do anything productive without waking up the house. Even the cat is asleep. F this, I'm headed back to bed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-3220019396241113978?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/3220019396241113978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=3220019396241113978&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3220019396241113978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/3220019396241113978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/ive-been-up-since-5am.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8298399680163911567</id><published>2011-09-06T13:53:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-06T13:53:31.472-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>My hair is too cute to wrangle into a pigtail for work today. Meh.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8298399680163911567?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8298399680163911567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8298399680163911567&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8298399680163911567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8298399680163911567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/my-hair-is-too-cute-to-wrangle-into.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1278362728569921771</id><published>2011-09-06T08:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-06T08:24:54.289-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Up before 8am. DISLIKE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1278362728569921771?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1278362728569921771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1278362728569921771&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1278362728569921771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1278362728569921771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/up-before-8am.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-5929713538450653896</id><published>2011-09-05T16:16:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-05T16:16:51.969-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Dreary, rainy, cool day. I LOVE IT.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5929713538450653896?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5929713538450653896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5929713538450653896&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5929713538450653896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5929713538450653896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/dreary-rainy-cool-day.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2182532667866038354</id><published>2011-09-02T02:29:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T02:29:28.378-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I wish I could be more exciting, but right now all I want to tell the world is that the past tense of "see" is "saw", not "seen". #grammar&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2182532667866038354?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2182532667866038354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2182532667866038354&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2182532667866038354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2182532667866038354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-wish-i-could-be-more-exciting-but.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1560989272083458654</id><published>2011-08-07T02:14:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-07T02:14:11.572-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>My left ear just popped after a week of me turning my head and wondering if that 'quieter on this side' feeling was my imagination. HA.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1560989272083458654?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1560989272083458654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1560989272083458654&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1560989272083458654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1560989272083458654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/08/my-left-ear-just-popped-after-week-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-4823164277964488028</id><published>2011-07-22T12:11:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-22T12:11:03.116-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Laundry's on the line, Darren's making a breakfast before we head to Jenn's. The heat isn't as bad today, thanks to less humidity.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-4823164277964488028?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/4823164277964488028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=4823164277964488028&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4823164277964488028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/4823164277964488028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/laundrys-on-line-darrens-making.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1648702627502439373</id><published>2011-07-22T12:08:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-22T12:08:38.506-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Who bombs Norwegians? Honestly.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1648702627502439373?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1648702627502439373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1648702627502439373&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1648702627502439373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1648702627502439373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/who-bombs-norwegians-honestly.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1539040427191964208</id><published>2011-07-21T10:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-21T10:30:04.817-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I just woke up from a dream where Henry Winkler kissed me right on the mouth for saying that cats should be kept away from Scrabble boards.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1539040427191964208?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1539040427191964208/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1539040427191964208&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1539040427191964208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1539040427191964208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/i-just-woke-up-from-dream-where-henry.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8510275857726887854</id><published>2011-07-19T13:09:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-19T13:09:47.167-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>We fought the fridge and won.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8510275857726887854?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8510275857726887854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8510275857726887854&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8510275857726887854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8510275857726887854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/we-fought-fridge-and-won.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-691897023131358621</id><published>2011-07-09T17:50:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-09T17:50:42.311-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I'm calling naptime. Yeah.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-691897023131358621?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/691897023131358621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=691897023131358621&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/691897023131358621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/691897023131358621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/im-calling-naptime.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-8732018553909136759</id><published>2011-07-09T01:43:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-09T01:43:45.569-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Why do flash mobs make me cry?  &lt;a href="http://ping.fm/PG2Iv"&gt;http://ping.fm/PG2Iv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-8732018553909136759?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/8732018553909136759/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=8732018553909136759&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8732018553909136759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/8732018553909136759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/why-do-flash-mobs-make-me-cry-httpping.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-1836252934482745809</id><published>2011-07-03T22:14:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-03T22:14:15.515-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I had a song in my head earlier but didn't know what it was, so I looked up the lyrics I could remember. MILEY CYRUS.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-1836252934482745809?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1836252934482745809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=1836252934482745809&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1836252934482745809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/1836252934482745809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/i-had-song-in-my-head-earlier-but-didnt.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-7016829926664366515</id><published>2011-07-02T16:18:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-02T16:18:27.790-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Cleaned my room, killed some earwigs, did dishes and laundry. 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Egads, I hate those little fackwaggers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-5642503577843244335?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5642503577843244335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=5642503577843244335&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5642503577843244335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/5642503577843244335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-im-waging-all-out-war-on-earwigs.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-2808108686742054770</id><published>2011-06-30T18:47:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-30T18:47:02.347-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Birds are tormenting Packet by chirping near one window, then flying to the other side of the house and chirping there once Packet moves.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14134756-2808108686742054770?l=sarkasmo.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/feeds/2808108686742054770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14134756&amp;postID=2808108686742054770&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2808108686742054770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14134756/posts/default/2808108686742054770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarkasmo.blogspot.com/2011/06/birds-are-tormenting-packet-by-chirping.html' title=''/><author><name>Kristen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11453970234339082687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6662/yahookb7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14134756.post-3011746134134919428</id><published>2011-06-30T17:52:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-30T17:52:53.869-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I was so proud of myself for remembering to put the trash and recycling out before 2am for once. 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